can u not

sassy teen that hates the world, but loves pizza♡


My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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u r the smell before the rain u are the mac n cheese in my brain

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when my wifi stops working so do i

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